Kinnel Dutch, the first 3 I thought of was the incomparable Kirsty and her song about a date with another bastard, Nigel's subbuteo ode and Hannon's side project ditty about Mike Gatting never missing a cheese roll. And you beat me to all three. So I'm going so self-indulgent as to be obtuse. TRB with Winter of 79. Cos it contains the line 'Spurs beat Arsenal, what a game'. From the brilliant album Power in the Darkness if anyone's interested.