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For the El Tractorico derby ⚽

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Verse 1]
I always lived on a farm
Didn't think it would be much harm
Daddy thought I was sick in the head
Pull my cock in the hay shed

[Verse 2]
You tried to play my mum
Mean time I was having fun
Had my gun and my motor bike
Do anything I like

[Chorus]
I love my tractor!

(indistinguishable ad-lib)

[Verse 3]
Since I killed my mum and pappy
You could say I've been very happy
Any time of any year
Be on the farm just drinking beers

[Chorus]
Long live Massey Ferguson...
 
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