For the El Tractorico derby ⚽️ Verse 1] I always lived on a farm Didn't think it would be much harm Daddy thought I was sick in the head Pull my cock in the hay shed [Verse 2] You tried to play my mum Mean time I was having fun Had my gun and my motor bike Do anything I like [Chorus] I love my tractor! (indistinguishable ad-lib) [Verse 3] Since I killed my mum and pappy You could say I've been very happy Any time of any year Be on the farm just drinking beers [Chorus] Long live Massey Ferguson...