FLYING UP THE EM ONE

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qprted

Poet Laureate
Oct 31, 2015
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ALL DECKED OUT IN BLUE AND WHITE
WE ARE THE QUEENS PARK RANGERS BUT WE ARE NOT COMMING FOR A FIGHT
WE WILL ALL GIVE YOU A BIG CUDDLE AND SOME WILL GET A HUG
WE ARE ALL CAUGHT UP WITH THE JIMMY FLOYDE BUG
HIS DEFENSE DONT KNOW HOW TO CONCEDE
HIS PLAYERS DONT GET INJURED AND THEY DONT BLEED
WE ARE DESTINED TO SCOOP THE TOP PRIZE
PRETTY SOON ALL THE FANS IN THIS DIVISION WILL REALISE
THAT A SABASTION POULTER SHOT BRINGS TEARS TO YOUR EYES
AND CHERY HAS THE MOST SKILLFULL LEFT FOOT SINCE STAN BOWLES
SO LETS HANG OUR FLAGS ON OUR FLAG POLES
AND LOOK FORWARD TO A ONE NIL, VICTORY AT THE OAKWELL TODAY
HOW WONDERFULL IT IS TO SEE THE RANGERS PLAY
WHEN THEY WIN AWAY
 
Can't believe I'm actually typing this............but you know what tED you're getting quite good at this poetry lark......
 
Very good but famous last words regarding defence not conceding and players not getting injured or bleeding! Let's hope these are topics we don't have to worry about for the rest of the season!
 
IM A POETIC GENIUS AND I HAVE NO HOPE
ILL ALWAYS HIT THE POETRY WHEN I JUST CANT COPE
I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO GO TO BARNSLEY TONIGHT AS IT WAS THE PLACE OF MY MOTHERS BIRTH
BUT IVE RUN OUT OF MONEY IVE SOLD EVERYTHING OF WORTH

BUT WATCHING JIMMY FLOYDS BOYS RIPPING TEAMS APART
WE MAY NOT BE COMPLETED BUT ITS A GOOD PLACE TO START
POOR BARNSLEY ARE GOING TO BE HIT BY A STUKER DIVE BOMBER WHO IS THE BFG
THE ONLY WAY TO STOP HIM IS TO GIVE AWAY A PENALTY

IM REALLY TRYING HAD TO SEE SOME RESPITE
BUT THERES NO WAY THE TYKES COULD STAND AGAINST THIS MIGHT
ALLEN BARNES FACE WILL BE A PICTURE FACE FULL OF PRIDE
HELL BE SINGING ON THE COACH HOME AS HE RECOUNTS THE 66 -67 SIDE