Fletcher in spitting shame

Brown is **** mind.

 

And **** is brown - a perfect match.

 

So are dressing room floors when Poyet has rolled into town.

 

Disgrace if true, I'd be happy for him to **** off to Hull or Celtic as has been reported.

Has anybody seen any photographic evidence to back up the article? I presume it's been deleted by now.

 

Regardless of who he plays for, regardless of whether he's a footballer or a chimney sweep, that is utterly foul.

He needs knocking down a peg or twenty, where's Dave Benson Phillips and his gunge tank when you need it?

 

Not sure, but if we ask Tash nicely I'm sure he could knock up a gunge tank quite quickly.

 

Tash doesn't use a water bed, he uses a gunge bed.