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Fletcher in spitting shame

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  1. Obi Wan

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    Might as well, he already has to go to the cleaners anyway, to pick up that guys jacket. ;)
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 21, 2014
  2. Bucky O'Hare

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    You know I think this is a terrible that young girls like Fletcher are so easily influenced by Justin Beiber, he spat on his fans and Fletcher seems to have followed suit. This is the danger of modern day pop music which has such an influence on young ladies, I await a twerking celebration.
     
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    Bucky O'Hare, Jan 21, 2014
  3. Obi Wan

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 21, 2014
  4. Agent Bruce

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    Twerk twerk.
     
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  5. Agent Bruce

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    Might as well take the bed to the cleaners as well as the tabloids.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jan 21, 2014
  6. Warmir Pouchov

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    <laugh>!
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jan 21, 2014
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    I'll have you know there a Virgin in Sunderland now...That is something Newcastle cannot boast about
     
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    Sunderpitt, Jan 21, 2014
  8. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    bit of self praise there, <ok> well done
     
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  9. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    <laugh>

    So...
    a) Sunderland has just become home to a defunct retail shop adversary of HMV? Just think, in ten years time you guys might have invented fire <yikes>
    b) Are you implying it's fine for us to boast about not having sex with our relations, then? <laugh>
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jan 21, 2014
  10. Obi Wan

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    Why would we boast about a virgin in Sunderland?
     
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  11. bishbosh

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    I thought he was called vagina?
     
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  12. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    a bit of a daft **** if he was <laugh>
     
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  13. Obi Wan

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    <laugh> He is now!
     
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    HSN Breaking team news: Gus to play with Vagina at the back
     
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  15. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    pity we still didn't have that football player ??
    was it Brian Penas

    you could imagine the sky commentator

    Penas gets stuck into Vagina
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Jan 21, 2014
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    Pinas but pronounced Penis. Snigger.

    Still playing and up for it at the grand old football age of 35 for RVVH Ridderkerk. Such a shame he never got a start with us, I couldn't wait to here "Pinas has slipped in round the back" for sheer juvenile humour.

    Who is vagina, their new signing or Wes Brown?
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jan 21, 2014
  17. Obi Wan

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    With Brown and Vagina to choose from, you can take your pick Hacky.
     
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  18. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Childish humour was when we had Solano playing for us

    as Nobby lobbed Seaman from 20 yards <laugh> sorry
     
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  19. Obi Wan

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    For the derby match I hope to hear that "Sunderland's Brown looks totally ragged at the back, while Vagina is being torn apart by Cabaye's penetrating balls."
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 21, 2014
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    Used to be a German called Stefan Kuntz too. (Reaches for coat)
     
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