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Fletcher in spitting shame

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  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Fletchers Favourites:

    Sex - a spit roast
    Sport - Hock-ey
    Winter Sport - Ice Hock-ey
    Food - Ham Hock
    Plane - Spitfire
    Holiday destination - Spit Island, Canada
    Song - Spit by Kiss
    Card game - Spit
    Wine - Hock

    Scummy bastard. Surely they must sack him? Then again with the morally corrupt Gus, Taricco and Short at the head of affairs its unlikely.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jan 19, 2014
  2. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    You missed RAW's name off the list.
     
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  3. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Is nobody else just really happy to find out our neighbours (or at least their role-models) have at last got some attestable class?

    Spitting instead of swallowing <ok>
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jan 19, 2014
  4. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    How can you tell Fletcher is a twat and simultaneously that he's biologically related to every Mackem lass?

    He's the spitting image
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jan 19, 2014
  5. pauljohnhutch

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    I one guy sets fire to a ship another tries to put it out by spitting on it,im sure my granda put his front room fire out, came up from the pit mouth full of dust n got rid on the fire grandmother tells grandad he's a tw@t
     
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    pauljohnhutch, Jan 19, 2014
  6. MrRAWhite

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    I'm sure that there is someone out there who can make sense of this!
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    There's no way that a chap who craps on people's floors can take the moral high ground and tell a fletcher off for spitting.
    That job should be passed to the Director of football.
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    He's referring to the Mackem penchant for setting fire to ferries of course :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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  9. MrRAWhite

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    I got that bit, but what did that have to do with his grandparents and the pit?
     
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    MrRAWhite, Jan 19, 2014
  10. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Can nobody make RAW a B&W av for when he comes on board, he's on here so much we may as well make him feel at home.
     
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  11. MrRAWhite

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    Says the person who has joined a Sunderland fans only forum..<whistle>
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I know you did.
    I just couldn't pass up the opportunity to take the piss and mention the ferry burner :)
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Would this do?

    please log in to view this image
     
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  14. Rick O'Shea

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    What's this super heroes back story? Did he catch something down the bigg market?
     
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  15. Agent Bruce

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    Think that would be perfect for him. Looks about the right size too.

    Maybe a touch more hair than Raw has though.
     
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    What a ****ing ****. Shame the (probably asian?) cabbie didn't turn around and cut up the scum.
     
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  17. Agent Bruce

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    Think he'll use this?
     

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  18. Agent Bruce

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    I wear a red and white av when I go on.
     
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  19. Agent Bruce

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    Ok I don't, but I don't exactly make a nuisance of myself.
     
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  20. pauljohnhutch

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    it was just a little ditty about putting a fire out
    no need to spit on my party
     
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    pauljohnhutch, Jan 19, 2014
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