I'm really not sure that anybody should be thanked for wearing a slug costume to a football match .... there are limits that even Kim Jong-un will not pass over..
I heard a rumour that you pulled on Saturday? Female poster on CL with blonde hair ? Travels to away games on her own ?
Bradford looks like the relaunch date. I shall keep you boys posted so you can look out for me, I'll do a catwalk for you!
I thought you said the 'Slug Coat' was designer and expensive... well for Essex ? a bit like your new woman? ..... ie Designer and expensive
Essex, don't swear at me! Did I not tell you how I got the coat for £70 reduced from £400 at the Ralph Lauren outlet in Ashford?