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Five Liverpool myths exposed...

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Hugh Briss, May 10, 2014.

  1. Re-opened due to popular (Astro & Saint) demand
     
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    Why do garden solar lights last no longer than a year, I'll tell you why, so you have to buy more. ****ing **** things they are
     
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    The only superhero whose secret identity you couldn't tell was Wonder Woman as she had a mole up her inner thigh that you could only know if you pulled Diana Prince...as I discovered :biggrin: <ok>
     
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  4. I have a **** short term memory but very good long term memory. How long will I have to wait before remembering this comment...?
     
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    Some right fit ladies on EuroVision right now!
     
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    One's that taste like Badger or one's that had flavouring applied by badgers?
     
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    Going a little bit on topic, he says he has debunked the myth but gives no fact or statistic to back it up.

    Plus everyone I've spoken to have said they'd much rather Liverpool win it, where I live it goes Arsenal>Liverpool>Man U> Manchester City
     
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    You have to make your own.
    You take a bag of plain crisps and just squeeze some badger into it.

    You could do it with cheese and onion but that would be silly.
     
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    Which end of the badger we talking here? <laugh>
     
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  12. You see the porn insinuation?
     
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    Some of them are lovely

    its the accents as well

    #jamesbondbaddies
     
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  14. End? You put the full <badger> in
     
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  15. The Spanish bird was very pretty :)
     
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    Yeah she was

    When I posted that there were 4 very nice girls on, then straight after it was a drag queen, a pretty one, although he/she? did have a beard

    Im going to turn over soon, honest


    Nothing to do with anything but when we were young my mate used to fancy Gary Lineker! <laugh> Like seriously, hes not gay. Well not to my knowledge anyway
     
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  17. I've already left it to go upstairs, was only watching it whilst eating my kebab wrap :)

    PS...bollox, the mrs (not married) has followed me. Headphones it is <laugh>
     
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    <laugh> Send her downstairs!

    Oooo kebab. I made BBQ (you had to make this **** bbq sauce which wasnt anywhere near as nice as proper stuff) Chicken drumsticks with wedges and corn on the cob tonight. Made it from that fakeaway book, ****ing horrible it was. Corn on the cob was nice, but everything else horrible

    Those big daddy cheese and bacon burgers I did last week from same book were nice though
     
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  19. Got home and the mrs (not married) offered to pay for a takeaway adding that she wanted pizza. Don't know what the **** is wrong with me but I didn't want pizza, I didn't want much at all so only had the donar kebab wrap. Got a full pack of grapes to myself along with a couple of blueies too :)
     
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    She was watching that ****e. wtf was that Polish act all about<laugh>A big rack.. and some birds singing.
     
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