This is Jen Selter, the instagram 'ass queen', said to have one of the finest arses in the world through working out. She's got a face like a wrecked shopping trolley though. please log in to view this image
Ground beef? Bell peppers? Its terrible looking for food on tinternet, especially when they use cups in every recipe. Oh and woud you like fries with that? Supersized?
WOT no beer? Its Friday man I use the "calorie credits" system. every run/walk/swim/mountain bike ride gives positive points. Drink and junk food negate these points Its just a balancing act that keeps me happy and healthy. At 64 I can still run, swim, cycle, ski, play squash so I must be doing something right 6' and tipping the scales at 80kg so slightly overweight Done gyms but don't like them, need to be out in the fresh air
You ever tried celeriac chips, a healthier alternative to normal chips? **** sake. please log in to view this image
FFs, you guys!! I might be an unfit owld, decrepit bastard but I eat what the **** I want. Loads of shellfish, kippers, steak, bacon, pizza, chips, corned beef & onion toasties, beef fried rice, chow mein. Pork, especially the crackling, burgers with cheese. None of that veggie bollocks appeals to me. Gonna go up to Iceland on Monday & get some of those kangaroo burgers, dying to try those.
You can't knock it Billy, at one point you were a Para so by default I'm gonna assume you were as fit as a fiddle. Kippers
I used to be, these days I couldn't run for a bus. We were spoon fed porridge for breakfast in the army & when I got out I swore on my mothers life I'd never touch it again. It still repulses me to this day, even the smell of it. My fighting fit days are well over, I just do what the **** I want now.
That's cool mate, I'm sure I'll not be like this forever. I do it just as much for my mental health and sleep than I do to look good, probably more in fact. I hate the type of people that you think this thread is about mate, posers who stand there in the mirror flexing and pretending they have been sent to rescue all the girls. The amount of times we've sent lads like that packing after being kicked to **** with a full set of pads and guards on, they never come back, soft as ****, mummy's boys.
Got to watch those E numbers, I'll probably be dead before I hit 65 & I'm 48 now. Who gives a ****? At least I'll enjoy myself.
Nee bother mate. I've abused my body all my adult life, all my problems are self inflicted. Well most of them are.
