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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Nov 13, 2012.

  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Hard as **** though <grr>
     
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  2. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Or it works if he wants rough ass sex... walks into a black gay club!
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Or a gay Jewish club. They'd go MOSSAD on his arse.
     
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  4. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    thats crap, my brother used to walk it in about 21 mins
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I really should post a link showing my brother's "Mega Triathlon" last year and you'd all be put to shame.
     
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  6. Barrie Lochrie

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    I want to muff your quim.
     
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  7. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    Is your brother a wee guy too?

    <THEKRANKYBROTHERS>
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>

    No, he's 5 10 and 3 years older than me but on a different planet fitness wise from mre mortals, I reckon he'd give Frank a good run for his money <whistle>
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Is that a euphemism?
     
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  10. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Is that the family member with the dog called "Compton"
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Nah, that's my nephew Scott, although my Bro did have a couple of staffies at one time, it was frowned upon by his fellow officers as they prefer Spaniels, Labs and Retrivers
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

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    Fucking hate staffies. Think they give them out free with every cooncil hoose in Scotland.

    Bet MD has a staffie.
     
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  13. jenthesaint1990

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    and german shepherds
     
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  14. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Actually staffies are geddy dogs and I pointed this out to Dev the last time.

    I have a sprocker spaniel so I'm obviously more like the coppers than I know.
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    A much maligned dog, they are actually great with kids, my family has always had them. There are no bad staffies, only bad owners, personally I love an English Bull Terrier.
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    nb Not literally.
     
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  17. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    dev ****s terriers not tarriers.
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>

    Just aas well I added an addendum.
     
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  19. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    From fitness, to shagging my misses, to fat ****s, to dog ****ing. This thread has come a long way.
     
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  20. simon_bhoy

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    next up, dogging with the missus <ok>
     
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