I know nae **** believes folk on here but as I said I'm no really fat... defo overweight but aint no lardass - mainky due to the ching! 38 waist ... 40 in some dress trousers XXL Tshirts 17.5 inch neck in shirts
I'm quite lucky that I've a small frame, if I eat too much I don't get any bigger, I just have bigger ****s Take it slowly though Pud, try power walks, 3 miles in say 45 minutes. Perfect time of the year as well, it being dark no ****er will see you bombing along the road at 90 mph
I'm fit as ****. Blood pressure in the finely tuned athlete range. BMI is high but body fat is low. Not done proper exercise for years I'm still reaping the rewards from being a professional standard athlete when I was younger. <neckinjury>. I also respond very well to any exercise I bother to do and can get back to full fitness in a few weeks but it it hurts like **** any time I train for more than about a month.
I just need to get back on my bike... I was doing 10 miles a day/3-4 days a week first half of the year... stopped after July n put on about a stone n a half. Knees are ****ed .. football injuries, so power walks are out!!
I'm not to bad cause I've done nothing but physical work since I left school. I'm a 34" waist, couldn't tell you my neck size its been a while since i wore a shirt and on the odd occasion I'll need to buy an XL t-shirt if the large has got small shoulders.
Cycling is the easiest exercise that isn't dull as ****. Swimming is good but its boring and the fat auld burds freak me out.
Yea tell her to give her **** a good scrubbing before I get home on Friday cos I'm gonna lick her piss flaps and clit untill she squirts all over my face
How sad is this....it's getting to the stage where my missus weighs more than me no more riding on top for her then.
It's all these wee gaydos that goto the dancing these days pud. They weigh 8-10 stone, 6 foot tall and want the t-shirt to show every anorexic angle in their feeble excuses of bodies.
I retired at 19 due to an injury which I had ignored for ages. I turned down a trial for the commonwealth games to take my first job.
Bloody shame mate. Imagine if you'd won gold at your event - you could have stood on that podium and clenched your fist in recognition of the 'Vaginal and Anal Stretching Society', just like the Black Power athletes did at the 1968 Olympics EDIT: Actually, it should have read clenched your buttocks. Sorry.
This is very true.. Large is too big and medium is too small.. Pud is defo fat 40' waist is massive..
