Firsts.

You didn't read the rest of them did you.

 

First time you bought a car: Never
First time you had sex: 15, lasted ****ing hours aswell as I was so nervous.
First time you got drunk: 13/14. Me and a couple of mates were at my house when my parents were out, found a dusty bottle of some gin at the back of the cupboard and proceeded to drink it out of a pint glass with Ribena, stupid ****s didn't even put water in it. Parents get home to find all 3 of us paralytic in the living room. Still can't drink gin.
First time you got punched up: first time I can really remember was about 17, was charged in some ****hole club in Weston Super Mare and decided to be hard and tell some guy to **** off at the bar. He came back with a load of his mates and kicked **** into me, me and all of them got thrown out the side door by the bouncers leaving my mates inside. I thought I better swing at one of them just to try and land something, pretty sure I missed and last I remember was my head bouncing off the floor as they stomped me.
First time you got arrested: 14 I think, some kind of ****ty vandalism
First time you took an illegal drug: 13, poppers, in the back of a maths lesson

 

Got arrested when I was 4

 

So did you get fined for it or jail time?

A warning?!

A guy I work with is an old football hooligan and he's did time in France and was actually due to go back but never did.

 

Nope

 

LOL
I am shocked that it was the Sex at 10 years old bit he was questioning, when Spurlock put that he did his first illegal drug at 3!

 

2 lots of Calpol at 3 probably counts as illegal drugs. Perhaps he meant that.

 

I genuinely know someone who lost their virginity a month before their 11th birthday... To a twelve year old... In a river.

So much wrong with that I don't know where to begin.

 

First time you bought a car: 15 (1959 black Ford Popular 105e)

you were born in 1945?

@The Ginger Ninja

 

I'm more curious as to how LSD was the first drug he ever came across.

 

the hippy movement off the 60s?

 

Is he that old though?

 

Seems he was born in 45..

 

How you to get to that? That's assuming he bought the car new...

 

First time you bought a car: 15 (1959 black Ford Popular 105e)

He didn't say otherwise

just thought i'd have a bit off fun with ginge. lighten up ffs

 

Sorry mate thought you were being serious... Been throwing up all morning and got work soon

 

Serious. Not a word often associated with me

Are you pregnant?

 

Na just feel like ****ing **** n dreading work.

 

Unlucky

 

****.