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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Feb 8, 2018.

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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    the boat sinking story is one we need to hear about
     
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    Commachio, Feb 8, 2018
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  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Fair enough, well done <ok>

    I would say you haven't missed much, but you have... you've missed ****ing loads <laugh>
     
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  3. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    First time you bought a car: 35 ish

    First time you had sex:24

    First time you got drunk: about 14 or so .

    First time you got punched up:Never .

    First time you got arrested:Never .

    First time you took an illegal drug: late 20's .
     
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  4. Skylarker

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    24? <yikes>

    Jesus mate I'm surprised you haven't got arthritis in your wrists by now <ok>
     
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    Skylarker, Feb 8, 2018
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  5. Number 1 Jasper

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    Maybe you should have put a bag on your head ?
     
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  6. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Who say's I haven't ?
     
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    Number 1 Jasper, Feb 8, 2018
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  7. Skylarker

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    Or he should have waited until she was old enough......
     
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    Skylarker, Feb 8, 2018
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  8. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  10. Commachio

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    <laugh> sky getting called an ugly mofo
     
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  11. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Eh?

    It's Piskie who's getting tag teamed by Sky and Jasper.
     
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    Libby, Feb 8, 2018
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  12. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    She was underage, we both were.
     
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    PINKIE, Feb 8, 2018
  13. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    When I was home alone and parents away on holiday .

    Porn Video , Cling film on the TV , drip tray underneath , Sorted <cheers>



    Those were the days .....
     
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  14. PINKIE

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    Says the person who was a virgin until he was 24 <laugh>
     
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    PINKIE, Feb 8, 2018
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  15. Skylarker

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    ^^^ Fail <doh>
     
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  16. Number 1 Jasper

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    Fair Comment :)
     
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  17. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Shots returned there.
     
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    Libby, Feb 8, 2018
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  18. Commachio

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    <laugh> so it is. Its piskie that looks like predator
     
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    Commachio, Feb 8, 2018
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    Cling film on the TV... drip tray <yikes>

    **** me, I thought I was adventurous <laugh>
     
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  20. PINKIE

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    Some women like to call it a rugged look
     
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    PINKIE, Feb 8, 2018
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