Characters:
TP: Tony Pulis DK: Dave Kemp WP: Wilson Palacios
JP: Jermaine Pennant KJ: Kenwyne Jones JW: Jonathon Woodgate
TP: "Right lads gather round"
All the players rush over as TP spans his squad
TP: "Wheres Wilson, Anyone seen Wilson"
The players look around, Palacios is missing
DK nudges TP & points to the training complex
All the players look & see WP in a window
TP: " Whats he doing up there, go get him now"
DK runs off & 2 minutes later brings WP back with him
TP: "Wilson what the **** were you doing up there"
WP: "Well boss it was a bit windy & i didn't know if you needed me"
The whole group snigger
TP: "Enough of that, now get into your groups"
They all trot off, but 3 players are still standing there
1st player is JP
JP: "Where do you want me boss?"
TP under his breath murmurs "****ing sold ASAP"
TP: "oh just sit there on that bench, I'm sure you are used to it"
TP to 2nd player
TP: "And you are?"
KL: "I'm Kenwyne boss, you know last seasons joint top scorer"
TP: "Kenwyne, KENWYNE???????, **** i thought i was alternating you evry game with SUPER Jonny Walters, Bollocks, ever likey the poor lad is ****ed, go sit with JP on the departing bench"
3rd player is standing there sheepish
TP: "OK JW, why are you not training with the other defenders"
From the bench comes a reply of "Because he can't play right wing"
JW with tears visible rolling down his cheek, replies
JW: "Boss my group is full"
TP: "What do you mean? your group is full?"
JW: "Well i went to the right back group, there was Wilko, Shotto, Rory & then Deano came across & told me too **** off, because he wanted a game"
TP: "Well go to the CH school of excellence with Ryan & Huthy"
JW: "I did boss, but Upson & Higgy were there"
JW is now in floods of tears
TP: "Whats wrong man?"
JW now hysterical
JW: "I can accept that, but when Salif tells you too **** off, you know you are utter ****"
TP: Tony Pulis DK: Dave Kemp WP: Wilson Palacios
JP: Jermaine Pennant KJ: Kenwyne Jones JW: Jonathon Woodgate
TP: "Right lads gather round"
All the players rush over as TP spans his squad
TP: "Wheres Wilson, Anyone seen Wilson"
The players look around, Palacios is missing
DK nudges TP & points to the training complex
All the players look & see WP in a window
TP: " Whats he doing up there, go get him now"
DK runs off & 2 minutes later brings WP back with him
TP: "Wilson what the **** were you doing up there"
WP: "Well boss it was a bit windy & i didn't know if you needed me"
The whole group snigger
TP: "Enough of that, now get into your groups"
They all trot off, but 3 players are still standing there
1st player is JP
JP: "Where do you want me boss?"
TP under his breath murmurs "****ing sold ASAP"
TP: "oh just sit there on that bench, I'm sure you are used to it"
TP to 2nd player
TP: "And you are?"
KL: "I'm Kenwyne boss, you know last seasons joint top scorer"
TP: "Kenwyne, KENWYNE???????, **** i thought i was alternating you evry game with SUPER Jonny Walters, Bollocks, ever likey the poor lad is ****ed, go sit with JP on the departing bench"
3rd player is standing there sheepish
TP: "OK JW, why are you not training with the other defenders"
From the bench comes a reply of "Because he can't play right wing"
JW with tears visible rolling down his cheek, replies
JW: "Boss my group is full"
TP: "What do you mean? your group is full?"
JW: "Well i went to the right back group, there was Wilko, Shotto, Rory & then Deano came across & told me too **** off, because he wanted a game"
TP: "Well go to the CH school of excellence with Ryan & Huthy"
JW: "I did boss, but Upson & Higgy were there"
JW is now in floods of tears
TP: "Whats wrong man?"
JW now hysterical
JW: "I can accept that, but when Salif tells you too **** off, you know you are utter ****"
