Characters: TP: Tony Pulis DK: Dave Kemp WP: Wilson Palacios JP: Jermaine Pennant KJ: Kenwyne Jones JW: Jonathon Woodgate TP: "Right lads gather round" All the players rush over as TP spans his squad TP: "Wheres Wilson, Anyone seen Wilson" The players look around, Palacios is missing DK nudges TP & points to the training complex All the players look & see WP in a window TP: " Whats he doing up there, go get him now" DK runs off & 2 minutes later brings WP back with him TP: "Wilson what the **** were you doing up there" WP: "Well boss it was a bit windy & i didn't know if you needed me" The whole group snigger TP: "Enough of that, now get into your groups" They all trot off, but 3 players are still standing there 1st player is JP JP: "Where do you want me boss?" TP under his breath murmurs "****ing sold ASAP" TP: "oh just sit there on that bench, I'm sure you are used to it" TP to 2nd player TP: "And you are?" KL: "I'm Kenwyne boss, you know last seasons joint top scorer" TP: "Kenwyne, KENWYNE???????, **** i thought i was alternating you evry game with SUPER Jonny Walters, Bollocks, ever likey the poor lad is ****ed, go sit with JP on the departing bench" 3rd player is standing there sheepish TP: "OK JW, why are you not training with the other defenders" From the bench comes a reply of "Because he can't play right wing" JW with tears visible rolling down his cheek, replies JW: "Boss my group is full" TP: "What do you mean? your group is full?" JW: "Well i went to the right back group, there was Wilko, Shotto, Rory & then Deano came across & told me too **** off, because he wanted a game" TP: "Well go to the CH school of excellence with Ryan & Huthy" JW: "I did boss, but Upson & Higgy were there" JW is now in floods of tears TP: "Whats wrong man?" JW now hysterical JW: "I can accept that, but when Salif tells you too **** off, you know you are utter ****"
