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First signing by Friday... according to JFK...

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  1. Keith Fit

    Keith Fit Well-Known Member

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    Finally some good news, lads - from the BBC:

    "Former Chelsea and West Ham United striker Carlton Cole is understood to be at Selhurst Park discussing a deal with Crystal Palace, the Croydon Advertiser reports.

    The 29-year-old was released by the Hammers at the end of last season and has been looking to stay in the Premier League."
     
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  2. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    First signing by Friday.

    At least we'll soon be out of our misery.

    If not deeper into it that is.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jul 4, 2013
  3. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    What's all the fuss? We've had seven signings already - maybe eight:


    "Goalkeepers Jak Alnwick and Jonathan Mitchell, defender Paul Dummett, midfielders Conor Newton and Michael Richardson and forward Alex Gilliead have all extended their stays on Tyneside."

    Plus this Olivier Kemen fella and then Vuckic returning from injury is like another signing. Sorted!
     
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  4. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

    Beardsley's Rancid Sack Well-Known Member

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    It would be nice to get Remy and Ince but we probably won't. Maybe the former but I can't see us getting Ince. I sense bottom feedery of the worse sort and in all honesty, it scares me what sort of Bunty Man we will end up with.
     
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  5. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    Olivier Kemen was the signing. Mark my words.
     
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    QWOP, Jul 4, 2013
  6. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Either that or Joe will do a book signing at the club shop. His new autobiography "I am the fahkin' bestest at evryfing, me!"
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Tick tock tick tock
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    He's keeping us waiting till the bitter end.

    Of course he has had this to say so far, and Friday isn't over yet.

    "You have to remember you are representing the fans up here. That is what I have to do.


    Work hard to get the club going forward again.”
     
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  9. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Tch tch Obi, it's evryfink!
     
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  10. Keith Fit

    Keith Fit Well-Known Member

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    Marked, with a tick.
     
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    Keith Fit, Jul 5, 2013
  11. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

    Beardsley's Rancid Sack Well-Known Member

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    Come on Joe you fat ****.
     
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    Beardsley's Rancid Sack, Jul 5, 2013
  12. jimbobaggins

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    Ooooh I'm all excited me, can't wait for the grand unveiling, can't believe we're signing Messi, Ronaldo and Xavi.....Joe is a legend and everyone mocked him and said he was delusional. Nurse! Nurse! The hallucinations have come back please can I have some more of those lovely calming injections...
     
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  13. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    A player who said on twitter last week he was coming <steam>
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    I have faith in Joe.
    Only 5.5 hours left till the big reveal.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 5, 2013
  15. jimbobaggins

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    Who do you think it will be? Big rumours that joke has used his massive knowledge and pulling power throughout the game to convince a brazilian second division striker to sign on a three month loan.
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Fumaca?
     
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  17. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    And the Friday announcement is that there is no Friday announcement.
     
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  18. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    So you who have you signed then?
     
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    Rick O'Shea, Jul 5, 2013
  19. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    I've just seen a new tea lady heading into SJP.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 5, 2013
  20. Darth Plagueis

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    [video=youtube;liuSbrghzmk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liuSbrghzmk[/video]
     
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