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First Crush

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Dec 28, 2011.

  1. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Er's first crush was Norah Batty.
     
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  2. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I thought it was Cleopatra?
     
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  3. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Tina's first crush was Jimmy Krankie
     
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  4. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    Don't bother, half the people on General Chat haven't got a single ****ing brain cell.
     
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  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    <mopealert>
     
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  6. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    I've done her and her man.

    <swingbutnotaspeedyswing>
     
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  7. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Why don't you **** off ya mopey ****? Away and mourn the passing of Cheeta the Chimp or something. You how much you Scousers like mourning ****.
     
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  8. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Wow, i'm crushed by that (sorry, sorry!)
     
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  9. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    The geordies are much better at mopeyness.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Flat scousers and swinging geordies. What's the problem?
     
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  11. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    Exhibit A.
     
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  12. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Scousers and Geordies are so easy to wind up.
     
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  13. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Aye and she had a tighter minge than Tinas cavernous abyss. If youre wanting to pork her I would take along a rolled up carpet.
     
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  14. Lucaaas

    Lucaaas Well-Known Member

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    No wonder the Irish feel so at home on the GC.
     
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  15. Glesgabhoy67

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    Would you like to be raped by a panda?

    I can set it up ;)
     
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  16. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    How many square miles?
     
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  17. Tina_old

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    You could go to jail for that, you racist mopey ****.

    Crushty.
     
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  18. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    The Scousers love being offended so much that another one's just turned up (Lucarse).
     
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  19. Lucaaas

    Lucaaas Well-Known Member

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    I mean, if one of your children (if you have any) died of cancer or something and I came to the funeral and laughed at that it would hardly be winding up, would it? It would be a bit more serious than just being a WUM having a laugh.
     
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  20. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    What's wrong with you people? People dieing just seems a joke for some.
     
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