Why don't you **** off ya mopey ****? Away and mourn the passing of Cheeta the Chimp or something. You how much you Scousers like mourning ****.
Aye and she had a tighter minge than Tinas cavernous abyss. If youre wanting to pork her I would take along a rolled up carpet.
I mean, if one of your children (if you have any) died of cancer or something and I came to the funeral and laughed at that it would hardly be winding up, would it? It would be a bit more serious than just being a WUM having a laugh.