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got any mother-in-law gags Boyney?

<laugh>

I say, I say, I say,

My mother-in-law is so fat, she can't get a collarette to fit her and we've had to employ extra Parade Marshalls to get the fat bitch's Segway up the Queen's Highway
 
“ps verbiage - manner or style of expressing something in words

ie "You seem like such an angry wee man. I can picture you in your rented hovel, unshaven and stinking of cider & roll-ups!"


Look numb nuts;

Verbiage: "The excessive and often meaningless use of words."

What do you consider to be excessive or meaningless about:- "You seem like such an angry wee man. I can picture you in your rented hovel, unshaven and stinking of cider & roll-ups!"?

As for "Take My Wife" - are you proposing some sort of cuckold scenario?

Mother-in-Law jokes?

Here goes….

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house. She told me to get the **** off her property. boom boom!!
 
&#8220;ps verbiage - manner or style of expressing something in words

ie "You seem like such an angry wee man. I can picture you in your rented hovel, unshaven and stinking of cider & roll-ups!"


Look numb nuts;

Verbiage: "The excessive and often meaningless use of words."

What do you consider to be excessive or meaningless about:- "You seem like such an angry wee man. I can picture you in your rented hovel, unshaven and stinking of cider & roll-ups!"?

<doh>

That's ONE definition of verbiage. I was not accusing you of using fancy words for the sake of it.

I already explained but I will humour your obvious failure to grasp usage of the English language and explain again. Pay attention this time.

Verbiage
1. An excess of words for the purpose; wordiness.
2. The manner or style in which something is expressed in words

You do realise that words can have more than one meaning don't you? It's not just the first definition that you see or the one that you think a person meant when he used it?

Your "manner" or "style" is that of your typical Currant Bun, hackneyed and/or trite, this is exemplified by your use of the phrases/words :-

"You seem like such an angry wee man".

That's an old trick, never works on me because it's a desperate ploy that only works on dullards like you.

"I can picture you in your rented hovel"

Because of course all Celtic supporters are tinks? Again, heard it a million times.

"unshaven and stinking of cider & roll-ups"

An even more desperate and much used insult. Agian, doomed to fail.

Do you understand now or do you want to continue to make a tit of yourself by continuing to show that you don't know how a dictionary works?
 
"Do you understand now or do you want to continue to make a tit of yourself by continuing to show that you don't know how a dictionary works? "

Think I will stick with MY definition of the term - see how that works?

Never-the-less please feel free to continue making a **nt of yourself by contradicting your own post.

How can you berate my post, when you post "Your "manner" or "style" is that of your typical Currant Bun , hackneyed and/or trite "

As always daftie, your posts are a triumph of verbosity over substance!
 
"Do you understand now or do you want to continue to make a tit of yourself by continuing to show that you don't know how a dictionary works? "

Think I will stick with MY definition of the term - see how that works?

Never-the-less please feel free to continue making a **nt of yourself by contradicting your own post.

How can you berate my post, when you post "Your "manner" or "style" is that of your typical Currant Bun , hackneyed and/or trite "

As always daftie, your posts are a triumph of verbosity over substance!

Another person who knows that Dev posts ****e
 
"Do you understand now or do you want to continue to make a tit of yourself by continuing to show that you don't know how a dictionary works? "

Think I will stick with MY definition of the term - see how that works? (1)

Never-the-less please feel free to continue making a **nt of yourself by contradicting your own post. (2)

How can you berate my post, when you post "Your "manner" or "style" is that of your typical Currant Bun , hackneyed and/or trite " (3)

As always daftie, your posts are a triumph of verbosity over substance!


(1)Typical. A Rangers fan who only hears what he wants to hear.

Look back at what I said, the meaning of the word verbiage was spelled out when I used it, but you missed it (or ignored it) and carried on regardless.

You already tried that "Angry man" pish patter on me pissdrip, it has failed miserably again because it's as old as the hills, same as the rest of your dire verbiage.

Your patter is ancient as your insults, that's what I said but you looked up the online dictionary and misinterpreted what I was actually saying.

(2) <laugh> How have I contradicted myself? Maybe you better get the online dictionary up again?

(3) I stooped to your level to show you how you sound to me.

If you are in a hole stop digging. <ok>
 
"If you are in a hole stop digging” - Is that what’s scribbled on the mission statement taped to your van dashboard?

  • I only said that because you said…
  • It's all your fault
  • It's all rangers fans fault
  • It’s no my fault
  • I didn’t mean it that way
Stop rolling out your pitiful excuses and apologies!

You have become tiresome – time to move on.:emoticon-0114-dull:
 
Do you only use your definition of Sectarian too

Oh and its not rangers fans fault.....its those pesky chelsea fans....ask Martin Bain
 
"I look forward to future occasions when YOU will be the arbiter of the defintion of words that I have used."

I look forward to future occasions - Is there any other way to look to the future other than forward? <doh>

FFS stop <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
 
"I look forward to future occasions when YOU will be the arbiter of the defintion of words that I have used."

I look forward to future occasions - Is there any other way to look to the future other than forward? <doh>

FFS stop <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>

Oh look it's the definition man again.

Baroness Stowell of Beeston
I am grateful for the opportunity to participate in today’s debate, and I look forward to future occasions,when I hope to contribute further.
http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201011/ldhansrd/lhan106.pdf

From the President of the BCMA
"I look forward to future occasions".
http://bulletin.barker.nsw.edu.au/artman/uploads/bb101105.pdf

Two examples of people using the same phraseology, maybe you better get onto the Grammar Police and report these people too?

Oh look, more examples.

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=e...s_upl=10187l14125l0l3l3l1l0l0l0l110l204l1.1l2

I told you, when you are in a hole...........



<doh>
 
"Two examples of people using the same phraseology"

So, if you write something stupid, as long as you can quote someone of note it’s ok?

Have a look at this s***e…

"Cod are not very good swimmers so they are easily overtaken by trawlers and nets."
- British government report on why cod fish are disappearing from the North Sea.

"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again."
- Barbara Boxer, Senator