Anyone here got IPTV?
Gonna be a corker down here with Southampton Nil vs Stoke...
Can't see anything but a Pool win. Boro are beyond ****e and it should be comfortable for them.
I hope they do too, will be good having 5 CL sides and Arsenal not being one of them.
Wil be ****ing funny if they do **** it up though![]()

...wouldn't know ...several have IBS mind![]()
Is that good or bad Roofie as I'm going to the game?
I genuinely have no idea what the **** you're on about.
I hope it means there will be goals a plenty in an end to end match.
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Back in college I was on a first date with this one girl (I have a few strange stories about her actually) anyhow, on the first date, we're getting along well, laughing, having a good time and she turns to me and gets a serious look on her face.
"I really like you, " she says "so I want to tell you something important about me and hope it won't scare you off."
I start wondering what could be so terrible she needs to tell me; does she have herpes, is she a hermaphrodite, is she a secret scientologist, was she promised to be wed to an Arabian Shiek when she reaches age?
"I have IBS" she finally told me after a long pause and an ashen face.
Talk about a moment of relief/anti climax.
Are you sure she didn't say "I've had IDS"?
You may need to look that one up.
Come on the Arsenal.......
Back in college I was on a first date with this one girl (I have a few strange stories about her actually) anyhow, on the first date, we're getting along well, laughing, having a good time and she turns to me and gets a serious look on her face.
"I really like you, " she says "so I want to tell you something important about me and hope it won't scare you off."
I start wondering what could be so terrible she needs to tell me; does she have herpes, is she a hermaphrodite, is she a secret scientologist, was she promised to be wed to an Arabian Shiek when she reaches age?
"I have IBS" she finally told me after a long pause and an ashen face.
Talk about a moment of relief/anti climax.

Are you sure she didn't say "I've had IDS"?
You may need to look that one up.
Could have been worse she could have had Ian Duncan Smith.Intrusion Detection System?

Could have been worse she could have had Ian Duncan Smith.![]()
I can think of few more off putting things than getting ready to make love, she takes off her undies and a minature Ian Duncan Smith crawling out of her hoohah.