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Final Countdown 2 - Mackem Misery

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Sammy booled over the other night and most of them didn't see he was taking the piss.
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    The thread I'm planning goes something like this.....

    We'll Meet Again....Let's All Laugh at SunderlandNilAgain

    <laugh> Relegated again!

    <laugh> All those empty red seats!

    <laugh> No home wins since December!

    <laugh> Moyes in!

    <laugh> Pickford's leaving!

    etc, etc.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Subtle thread ideas:

    - Which club will sign Defoe on a free?
    - Are there any NUFC players you wouldn't want to sign to inprove your squad?
    - Do you think you will ever fill your stadium again? (Concerts don't count)
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    - out of the long list of managers you have sacked/hounded out- who would you have back next season?
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>

    Very good but maybe a bit too subtle for me Albert, I let to go straight for the jugular. The Nibbler will be seething.
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Which SAFC was the ****test... 15 points, 19 points or the current one?
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Was it fair to call Steve Bruce fat when he is clearly less obese than most of the mackem fans.
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You could do a poll...

    'What time do you leave the SOL normally'

    1- before 45 mins
    2- 45-60 mins
    3- 60-70 mins
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>

    Option 3 suggests they've all left by 70 mins <laugh><applause>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    How many decades do you think before sunderland get back into the Premier League?

    1 - 2
    2 - 4
    3 - 6
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    What's the best thing about being a mackem?

    1 - Having six fingers on each hand
    2 - Being fatter than Steve Bruce
    3 - Preferring to go shopping at Lidl with the wifey on a Saturday afternoon and skipping the match.
     
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    What's the beat thing to come out of Sunderland?

    1- A1018
    2- Wessington Way
    3- A690
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Who will we be able to catch in our snare? The Nibbler, Bri and SAFC Nacho have been active in the last three days, all three will be a doddle.
     
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  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Easily the best one so far.
     
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  15. Commachio

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    One is not amused.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    What is all this ****e about apathy meaning we'd be stupid to take the piss about your relegation? Are some of yours really that desperate?

    I mean our apathy towards our club last year did little to stop any of yours in their tracks. Indeed some of the very same using the apathy shield are the same who took the piss (my mates who were Sunderland fans), and those who invaded our board (quite rightly).

    They need to suck it up instead of trying stupid deflection tactics which just make them look silly. Its coming. You know its coming. You know it should be coming. Its the rules :biggrin:
     
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  17. Commachio

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    Nothing that i wouldn't do.

    Its the law.
     
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  20. Judge Death

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    Can we do a stats based one for Frebore?

    Worst PL side ever
    Most relegation
    Most days in relegation zone
    Most PL managers in the last 5yrs (need to check this)
    Etc etc
     
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