Off Topic Fight night.

Prince William v Prince Harry. In a poisoned tip jousting match for the throne.

 

Rooney v Trump... Now this could be a hair raising contest..

 

Come on Raw stick to the rules, they're both the same person.

 

I think Wayne would come up Trumps!

 

Not if Trump has Bardsley in a Trump costume standing in for him.


Sneaky fookers.

 

Bono vs Geldoff, in a charity arm wrestle for ending poverty, two hundred snipers trained on each person, the crowd are taking bets on who stops breathing first.

 

Susan Boyle v Ant and Dec in a scratch and sniff ya ringpiece thong match. Purely xxx.

 

Susan Boyle vs Kevin Doyle in a Boyle vs Doyle pop your soily arse boil with tin foil and olive oil steel cage match.

 

You have to excuse my ignorance here mate. Who is Kevin Doyle?

 

I think he played for Wolves?

 

Its weird. Bri. Smug etc. No problem. I don't blink an eye.

But than Wanderer comes along, and his stupidity boils my piss for no apparent reason. Monty doesn't have that effect. Nor nobody else. Its ****ing weird.

Perhaps just me. So im calling it a day

 

Maybe you wanna be with him, in a special sleeping bag for two.

 

To be fair you couldn't cut the sexual tension between those two with a knife, you'd need a military grade laser.

 

Ooh err.