Fifty Shades of Banana

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  1. (Conor)

    (Conor) Well-Known Member

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    You've obviously never tried Guinness here then.

    It's not all good though. The town I live in is a pit and the accent is rough as ****.
     
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    Yeah,anyway Conman probably knows how easy Irish girls are...
     
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  3. Dan

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    "BallymenaThis really is the crowning **** hole of N.Ireland.


    It's got bigotted, sectarian, racist, ignorant residents who don't speak to outsiders and complain that there is nowhere to go for a night out other than the local pub. The reason for this is simply that the last night club that opened in the town was overun with paramilitary groups within 3 weeks, who then put their own members on the doors as bouncers. It was finally closed when several punters were stabbed after a local paramilitary feud, one guy having his eye stabbed out."
     
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  4. (Conor)

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    I've never actually pulled an Irish girl before. I pulled a half-Irish one once, but it's pretty much just been all English for me, probably due to going to Uni in the dead centre of England.
     
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    That's on a sober night too.
     
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  6. Joe!

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    I hear that a lot, and I've always wondered if it's true. Might have to go over sometime and try it out.
     
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  7. Dan

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    I imagine Loughborough is quite different, seeing as it's ****ing Loughborough.
     
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    Not606 piss up on the horizon?

    Loughborough locals are ****ing weird creatures.
     
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    4,344 posts to date for banana. The girls must love a not606 post in the algarve. <party>
     
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  10. Dan

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    **** off would a Not606 piss up happen in Ireland.
     
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    Half the GC lot are from this direction. Kinda says a lot.
     
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  12. Dan

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    I'm going to Glasgow soon, there are loads of Not606ers up there. Their Guinness probably tastes of arse too.
     
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    I've only had one Guinness in England that hasn't tasted of arse. You guys do it wrong.
     
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  14. Dan

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    Probably but we make fish and chips pretty well.
     
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    So do we. We also do a mean fry-up.
     
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    I've had a Scottish person make me a fry-up. Nothing will top that.
     
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    You've clearly never seen two hobos fighting in a Paris Metro station.
     
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    I remember seeing this on BBC News - until I find the link, here is a picture:

    please log in to view this image
     
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  19. Dan

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    Okay that would top it, but only if I had a bacon roll in my hand while watching.
     
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    I had a Crepe in my hand at the time.
     
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