yep because you love Sunderland more than your wives lol...............................................................................................TRUE
You know your going to get excited every Sat when your going to the match wives it depends on there mood...........................ALWAYS A BAD MOOD
Sunderland don't expect a cuddle after the orgasm..............................................................NEVER THERE WHEN THEY HAD ORGASM
The foreplay lasts for hours on matchday wives are not keen when you say i want a drink first........FOREPLAY, WITH YOUR WIFE
Shouting get in when they score is not appreciated when you shout the same thing when you hit the target with the wife....WE DIDNT TALK
You have also been faithfull and married longer to Sunderland than any woman.........TO ****ING TRUE