Fellaini? lol..

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If he makes it to the toilet next time instead of wedding the bed i'll be amazed.

Actually that was a low shot, I apologise. Shouldn't take the p*ss.
 
I am on TOP form today. I've switched from decaffeinated to normal coffee, I am flying.
As AR put it, I’m sharper than a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms rolled up into a point, dipped in lemon and stabbed into somebody's eye.
 
massivebumhole said:
I am on TOP form today. I've switched from decaffeinated to normal coffee, I am flying.
As AR put it, I’m sharper than a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms rolled up into a point, dipped in lemon and stabbed into somebody's eye.
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<laugh>.
 
I like the use of the 'k' in the 'nob' comment. Interesting. It's kind of playful, yet still has real intent there. Suffice to say, I have been schooled. MCMH, you're one dog I don't wanna mess with.

Wanna be friends?
 
****, sorry dude, didn't realise you were a dipper. The offer of friendship is rescinded (that means void. which means no longer valid. which means.....b*llocks, it just isn't going to happen, put it that way)
 
I set fire to our shed once whilst somebody was in it. Wasn't the most sensible thing to do, but I was only 8. Reckon this MCMH dude is older than that?

If you're watching dude, and you are over 8, go ahead and burn that shirt. Take a dump on it first as well, it&#8217;ll be worth it. But you may need to spray the turd with something flammable first, depending on how much 'mass' is there and what you've been eating.

If you're under 8, don't play with matches, they burn sheds down. And no, 7 years and 11 months isn't the same as 8. Go to bed.
 
massivebumhole said:
I set fire to our shed once whilst somebody was in it. Wasn't the most sensible thing to do, but I was only 8. Reckon this MCMH dude is older than that?

If you're watching dude, and you are over 8, go ahead and burn that shirt. Take a dump on it first as well, it&#8217;ll be worth it. But you may need to spray the turd with something flammable first, depending on how much 'mass' is there and what you've been eating.

If you're under 8, don't play with matches, they burn sheds down. And no, 7 years and 11 months isn't the same as 8. Go to bed.
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im 59 mate. turning 60 next week. hopefully my wife will give me a blowjob
 
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