Fellaini likely to join Arsenal

Not so long ago I watched one of your games (forgot who it was against) and he was your best player. Only one who actually looked like he gave a ****.

 

They’ll regret it if they let him go, because I can see Mourhino’s bus falling apart very quickly without Fellani.

I know he’s not a top player, but he’s more than good enough for United.

 

Your wumming skills need working on.

 

We won’t, He’s won more than Pochettino in the last couple of years.

 

At what cost, though, Matth?

 

I’d rather win trophies than play attacking football and win nothing.

 

Do you think what Mourhino won this season was worth the negative football you had to suffer?

 

Like Pochettino over the last couple of years, He’s won nothing at Spurs.

 

he's tall, gangly and has silly hair, I think that's how he's judged, rather than what he brings to a side. He'll never be a Messi or Ronaldo because that aint his game, he's a midfield work horse that gets stuck in, wins the ball and causing all kinds of physical problems for the opposition. Exactly the type of player Arsenal have needed for a decade.

 

Exactly.

 

At least Poch plays attractive footy when he’s winning nothing. Mourhino doesn’t.

That is the point I’m trying to make, Matth.

 

He has won **** All anywhere!

 

Would you like a trophy to £ spent ratio table presented to you mate? We can do the same for Spurs and see who has wasted the most money.

It's sport first and entertainment second pal.

 

I suggest that you don’t do that.

It could prove to be immensely embarrassing for you, given that our net spent is incredibly low, Tel.

Be sure to factor in wages. You plastics always seem to leave out that small piece of the jigsaw when trying to justify the point of your club’s existence.

Thanks, mate.

 

Well if I have to include wages then surely I must also include revenue as a parameter?

Your net spend for zero major honours will absolutely dwarf whatever figure I publish from our club for delivering fifteen major honours (PL/CL) since money realistically become a major factor.

You haven't thought this latest attempt of yours through have you? Let me help you up before you submerge yourself in self inflicted **** again.

 

Ironically that's why all your best players in the past have ****ed off because of the Jewish nature of your wage structure. The low nett spend reflects on your success and and ultimately on an empty trophy cabinet.

 

Nope.

 

HIAG about to **** the bed again

 

Bale to Spurs, Fellani to Arsenal and Alderwiereld won't go to Utd.

Your triple transfer **** up will be a wumfest indeed

 

He'll lock himself in his Travelodge room for weeks.