Fellaini likely to join Arsenal

I’m gon piss all over your quinoa if Fellani ends up staying at Utd.

He’ll probably end up back at Everton tbh

 

He deserves this for all those times he laughed at my team for owning Fellaini!

 

I'm not bothered if he stays, he's here already and besides he suits our anti-football philosophy!

 

Fair play, mate. Pixie has had this coming to him for a very long time.

Be honest though, mate. I bet you never thought that, when it came to off-loading the donkey, that Arsenal would be chomping at the bit to nab him?

 

Trying to suck Tel off ain’t getting you brownie points.

You’ll probably still go and have a **** over it though.

 

Not twice in one year mate

 

I fear that may be wishful thinking on your part, mate.

 

Calm down, Pix!

This is just the warm up, mate!

If Fellani signs for your lot, there will be a wumfest like nothing this board has ever witnessed!

 

This comment is full of hurt

 

Pretty sure now that you’ve stumbled in and predicted it will happen, it means it won’t.

Best be prepared for that wum **** up bro ‘cause you know you’re getting it both barrels if it don’t happen

 

By us, do you mean your bus mates are **** socks?

 

Apparently he might go to Ajax, so don't get too giddy yet HIAG.

 

HIAG’s going to get torn to shreds if he doesn’t go to Arsenal.

And Tel

 

Don't make me laugh ya silly greebo.

Only **** you tearing is your husbands fart pipe lad.

 

You've got it wrong, Pix.

Seeing your rag dolled, merely on a rumour, has been so much fun. If it turns out to be unsubstantiated, I will not be disappointed.

Of course, if he does go to Arsenal, I will more than likely rip my cock off when he appears in the full kit!

 

Plagiarist.

 

You ain't rag dolling anybody Forrest. The only thing happening here is you setting yourself up for another wum **** up.

 

Funny if it's Spurs

 

Utd want Dier. Fellani could be used as a makeweight in the deal.

 

Not anymore we don't.