Fellaini likely to join Arsenal

It’s from a source that has Morata valued at £90m you ****ing mong

 

Brave prediction HIAG. Not going to look good for you if he doesn’t go to Arsenal

 

It’s going to be one of the highlights of the Summer, Tel.

 

No where near as bad as it’s going to be for you if he does, mate!

 

He's already thrashing around on google in full panic mode.

 

Id take him on a free though. So you ****s are pissing in the wind If doesn’t sign though, then you boys have got some wum **** ups to answer for.

 

He's good at what we does and can competely change a game, he's exactly what Arsenal have needed for years, sopmeone who'll get stuck in and win the high-balls. The biggest worry is that he'll break the show-ponies wenger bought during pre season training and will be the only fit player when the season starts

 

You're not going to have any choice, though, Pix.

I was listening to Durham and Gough on the radio, on my drive back home, tonight, and they were both ripping the absolute piss! Normally, Goughy will play "good cop" to Durham's bad cop, especially when it comes to him slating Arsenal, but not tonight. Goughy was ripping the piss, too! It was as though Goughy knew he'd never be able to convince anyone that he thought this was a good move on Arsenal's part. Indeed, Goughy was ripping the piss a lot harder than Durham!

Some Gooner rang in and was trying to put a gloss on it, just like Pixie - in fact, this knobhead could have been Pix! - but Goughy was having none of it! He was merciless with his piss-taking! He pointed out to the Gooner the players that both United and 'Pool were looking at, and then ripped into Arsenal for looking to Fellani to take them forward. Durham came out with a corker by suggesting that Arsenal could well fall behind the likes of Everton and the Toon!

Other Gooners called in, and they were more realistic, slating the news and giving us some more like the ArsenalFanTV stuff that we've all grown used to.

I can't wait for the signing-photo shots to be released, and Fellani wearing the shirt. Hopefully, they'll give the donkey a football and ask him to try some keepy-uppies, and we can all fall about as he trips up over his own bootlaces!

 

Talksport is designed for the brain dead.

 

I like to pick and choose when I reference it, Stan.

 

He'll be right at home then.

 

Yeah mate he'll be free, you won't be giving him a £10m signing on fee or £150k a week

 

I can guarantee that we certainly won’t mate

 

No you can't.

You sound like HIAG.

 

Got as far as ‘Talksport....’

The rest of your comment would be the ranting of another mong that they have snared.

 

So do you hanging out of his arse trying to wum over fellani.

 

Haha the emo has spat his dummy out cos Tel doesn't take sides

 

calm down Tel. I’m gonna have to demote you if carry on flapping like this.

 

Things don't come calmer than this nigga. Somebody has clearly pissed on your quinoa!

 

Pixie is losing his **** because a couple of us are rag-dolling him, Tel.

What will the dozy ****er be like when Arsenal release the PR shots of Fellani wearing the shirt?