Fellaini likely to join Arsenal

Agreed.

Most of our players now will retail for around the £200m mark, but you won’t hear us complaining.

 

Ofcourse not, you're a retailer now not a football club

 

You know that isn’t true.

Levy is a sheep farmer.

His fleeces are the best.

 

I'd straight up go into hiding for a while if we signed that ****. He's stolen a living at both Everton and Utd.

 

He's stolen a league title away from us too

 

This is true, you are a selling club.

 

And there it is. Yet another HIAG wum **** up confirmed.

 

He turned down Arsenal.

 

Ouch

 

Really? That useless sack of **** wouldn’t turn down a kebab in a bus shelter.

 

Unlucky Tel

 

Indeed my friend, let the wumfest begin.

I’d add this to your wum **** up list, but there are too many to manage. I might employ you as my secretary to keep tabs on them all in future.

 

We are talking about Fellaini not Bakayoko, catch up lad.

 

That's far worse than if he had accepted Arsenal's offer!

Fellani would rather stay at United and fight for a place on Mourhino's bench, than be guaranteed a start in Arsenal's first XI.

Let the double-wumfest commence, lads!

 

1000 wum FUP from the clown mate.

 

Monumental **** up from HIAG this one.

It was always going to happen.

 

Arsenal never made him an offer Forrest

You've ****ed this one up in true HIAG fashion haven't you

I'm enjoying this wumfest.