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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Jul 22, 2019.

  1. luvgonzo

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    We really are in football withdrawal now..
     
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  2. Sweats

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    Tend to do a lot of walking when on holiday. Other than if I go to Spain in high season when it’s too hot to move.

    That said last year we went to Lo Pagan in Spain which is all on the flat and went in April so wasn’t too hot. We basically set off after breakfast and stopped for a cana at every bar we walked past. Ended up in big town smashed walking back at 9 at night. I fell off a really high curb twisted my ankle. So the next day I hobbled to a pharmacy only to be disapppointed you can no longer buy codeine over the counter. Asked the pharmacist in client Spanish the strongest pain killers they could sell me. Ended up with diclofenac, naproxen and metamizol (which is banned over here) so promptly took a cocktail of meds and went about my day drinking though not walking far. Ended up in a karaoke club, by midnight the mrs was up singing I fainted and smacked my head on the bar.
     
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  3. Milk and Kebabs

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    Yeah. I'm beginning to long for the days when Hiag made futile attacks on piskie every day.

    Way better than blister sock discussions.
     
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  4. luvgonzo

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    <laugh>
     
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    Done about 10 mile up to park Guell and back. Mrs luv not happy.
     
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    I thought about posting about my problems with constant ulcers on my feet a couple of years ago but decided you've all had far too much entertainment for one day .
     
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  7. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Was too hot and hay fever bad so got up to take allergy pill, and then logged on as wide awake.
    Why were you awake
     
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  8. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Bit gay but.... put nail polish on your toe nails to strengthen them. It won't happen then.

    Oh, and decent footwear wouldn't hurt either.
     
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  9. JakartaToon

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    It was always footie that did mine in. Once had to have one that I had damaged removed by a doctor. He had to give me 6 injections in my toe before he cut it out. Problem is if you dont get them seen to properly they grow back at weird angles.

    Secret to keeping them intact while walking is good fitting boots, making sure you keep your feet dry by having changes of socks after they get wet and keeping the nails short. No reason why you should have problems with nails even if you do loads of walking. Blisters are another matter. Again washing in warm soapy water. Normally helps. If they do open up make sure you plaster them over as they will become infected.
     
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    You never had a squirter?
     
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  11. Milk and Kebabs

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    Actually, according to my Mrs. Nail polish weakens the nail. When the Polish begins to wear off it leaves behind a weaker nail.

    So unless you're planning on permanently wearing polish you go through a period of extra weak nails once the Polish wears off
     
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  12. Milk and Kebabs

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    Actually no, I've never had a woman that pees when she orgasms. (Science has confirmed that "squirt fluid" is just pee)
     
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  13. JakartaToon

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    Not true according to latest research (Slurpcock et al., 2018)
     
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    Lots of lads did it too protect their toe nails whilst playing footy, definitely strengthens them. Whether that's temporary or not is another matter
     
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  15. Milk and Kebabs

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    That's just what they told you! They were busy meeting Biscan on the weekends.
     
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    ... with that said... It was quite common in my uni for guys to ironically paint their fingernails colours. (Colours like green and blue, not traditional reds and pinks like the ladies)

    There was a bit of a fad one year when it seemed everyone was doing it. I didn't.
     
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    #nailpolishgate

    may aswell title this thread, 'how much money before you swallow cum'.
     
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  18. Milk and Kebabs

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    Aldo is now scratching his head thinking "wait, I could have been paid for that?"
     
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