Typical South Lanarkshire tarrier this one, Drew. Something not right about him, just can't put my finger on it...
Anyway, would a **** open his rosé like this? please log in to view this image I think not. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/11081143/10-bizarre-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew.html
I drink red wine and lager most days but for a treat it has to be Chivas Regal Scotch whisky ...... please log in to view this image