Favourite Takeaway?

Your splooge tastes like fungus? Best see a doctor mate. Or try eating lots of pineapple which is meant to make it taste nicer. Not that I'd know anything about that sort of thing

 

Dunno what mines tastes like. Neither does she cos she's always refused to do it. Hence the "claims" in my statement.

 

Dev knows what his tastes like. FACT.

 

It does taste/smell of mushrooms. Not just gambols but everyone’s, unless they have some infection.

 

Hmmmm that gives me an idea for a thread.

 

**** you. Until now I loved mushrooms

 

Of course he does. He's an ex-sojer. And we all know the shenanigans those scamps get up to.

 

To the biscuit thread!

 

I love mushrooms.

 

What about mushroom flavoured jizz?

 

Aye, we used to get up to all sorts of monkeyshines.