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Favourite Takeaway?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Easter Road 1980, Jan 9, 2019.

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  1. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Too tight to eat oot so I have never experienced this disgusting and rather common behaviour.
     
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    bayernkenny, Jan 10, 2019
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Am the same. Even worse when some **** wants to try a bit of yours <grr>
     
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    Gambol, Jan 10, 2019
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  3. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    The old "no I don't want fries/chips" then proceeds to eat yours<grr>
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jan 10, 2019
  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    ****in Scottish scum ^^
     
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    Toley Fart, Jan 10, 2019
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    That's when they get a fork in the hand when they reach over

    <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Jan 10, 2019
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    If me an fuddy get a takeaway she always used to piss me off by wanting a bit of what I had. Solved that problem by always ordering summat with mushrooms in. She hates mushrooms.

    Downside is she won't allow me to cum in her gub cos she claims it tastes like mushrooms. <grr>
     
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    Gambol, Jan 10, 2019
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  7. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Your dick resembles a mushroom I’m hearing
     
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    Toley Fart, Jan 10, 2019
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  8. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ^^^^ Trev thinks Gambol's cock is a fun guy, what a ****ing **** <laugh> hahaha pmsl <party>
     
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    monacoger, Jan 10, 2019
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Tina tells lies.
     
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    Gambol, Jan 10, 2019
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Chips and gravy from the chippy
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Jan 10, 2019

  11. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Bird starts picking at your plate :eek:

    Subhuman scum.
     
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    Ciaran, Jan 10, 2019
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  12. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Ano right. See if I wanted to try their ****ey food I would have ordered it.

    See fat Trev, wrang again ya fud.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jan 10, 2019
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  13. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Sounds suspect and your bird is a tranny,just saying
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jan 10, 2019
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Sorry i'm late.

    Chinese.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jan 10, 2019
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  15. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Going to bed, dental appointment tomorrow with me new Chinese dentist at two thirty.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jan 10, 2019
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  16. Tina.

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    My boy has the ortho tomorrow (not the gay one). 9.30
     
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    Tina., Jan 10, 2019
  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Stop stealing my jokes.
     
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    monacoger, Jan 10, 2019
  18. Mick O'Toon

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    Is he deformed?
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jan 10, 2019
  19. Tina.

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    No but he’s demented living with me <party>

    Orthodontist lol
     
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    Tina., Jan 10, 2019
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  20. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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