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Favourite Racing Euphemisms

Discussion in 'Horse Racing' started by OddDog, Aug 30, 2011.

  1. Bustino74

    Bustino74 Thouroughbred Breed Enthusiast

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    Great stuff
     
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  2. SwanHills

    SwanHills Well-Known Member

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  3. Sir Barney Chuckles

    Sir Barney Chuckles Who Dares Wins

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    ‘The trainer has done very well to get this handicapped so low’ = the trainer has been on the ‘fiddle’ with this one prior to today.

    ‘I’m surprised there wasn’t a Stewards Inquiry after the first race’ = lunch overran and the Stewards didn’t watch the opener.

    ‘Is being investigated by the BHA’ = the BHA do not like this person and resent their success. Are looking to pin something untrue and unsubstantiated on them.

    ‘In a close finish the apprentice jockey got up late to deny the veteran rider’ = the old boy is now hopeless and should have retired ages ago.

    ‘Very competitive 30 runner field in which the bookies go 8/1 the field’ = you could pick 20 horses and in all likelihood not get anywhere near picking the winner.

    ‘The Queen is on her way from the Royal Enclosure to the paddock’ = there will be more Police on duty in this small area than in the rest of the country combined.

    ‘Hails from a strong racing family. His great-grandfather was champion jockey, his grandfather a Classic winning rider and his father similarly as successful. However, this lad is still awaiting his first winner after 50 attempts’ = is his daddy the milkman???
     
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  4. OddDog

    OddDog Mild mannered janitor
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    "A competitive 18-runner handicap" = get the pin out
     
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  5. Dexter

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    "...now over to Jeff Banks for some more fashion news .." = Back to that irritataing mincer for some more frock talk
     
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  6. OddDog

    OddDog Mild mannered janitor
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    Nice one Dexter <ok> <laugh>
     
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  7. PNkt

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    I know someone who thought "PU" in the form figures meant "pi**ed up"
     
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  8. Janabelle13

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  9. GGW

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    Said loudly with as many people in earshot as possible "lovely firm buttocks and a great posture to boot. All in all exactly the type of filly you'd love to ride. Now enough of that, lets go look at the horses"


    But seriously, I like "wouldn't stay in a horsebox" and anything that involves the word 'cruising' (preferably when I'm on) and 'treading water' or 'going backwards' (when I'm not on)
     
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  10. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Just noticed this thread. Any output, euphemism or not, from Derek Thompson and John McCririck should hold a health warning however all James Willoughby's comments should be treated as gems.
     
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  11. OddDog

    OddDog Mild mannered janitor
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    I must say I do like Nick Luck, I find his enthusiasm infectious. I love watching the replay on Brindisi Breeze winning the Albert Bartlett on Sporting Life - commentator calls them home, then Nick comes on "Oh what a race" <ok>
     
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  12. SwanHills

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    ................'ran past beaten horses' (actually, finished 8th of 24).
     
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  13. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Won with a leg in the air.
     
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  14. Cyclonic

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    Couldn't beat time with a stick.
     
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  15. Janabelle13

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    16 runner handicap - one of them is going to be withdrawn before the start
     
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  16. SaveTheHumans

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    ''He's in with a big shout here''= on track reporters on 1/4 shots before the off on analysis
    ''The old boy ran his heart out'' = not good enough any more
     
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  17. Reebok

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    Not a repeated phrase but a famous one nontheless, not sure which commentator though.

    "McCoy looks between his legs and likes what he sees" <laugh>
     
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  18. GGW

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    He comes alive at this time of year/this track - he's been laid out for this race due to the larger than normal prize pot
     
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  19. Zenyatta

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    He thrives on the big occasion = We only take the handbrake off when the prize is worth it.
     
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