It's a toss off for me: Bill Oddie, Biggie Smalls, Alan Partridge, or Pauly Shore. Too hard to make a decision though.
Real: the dude who throat-punched the scouser in that YouTube vid. Fictional: Frank Underwood from House of Cards.
Lately I've taken to falling asleep whenever I watch House of cards, you never know what's gonna happen next it's so predictable.
Zero, one, two, three, four... ..hey, this counting is quite easy even when you use missing fingers. Try counting calories ya fat ****.