http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles2/a98705_anti-rape_3-hairy-stockings.jpg still canny see it but lolzy @ the link
I went for punched lasagne as I'm hungry but in all seriousness, I don't really care as long as I can stick my cock in it.
Tis true, tho. Clams are nice to look at but kebabs have playability options ye don't get with a clam