Off Topic Favourite insults

You're a twenty watt bulb in a hundred watt world.

What do you mean?

It means you're ****ing dim

 

Or 'throm' short for thrombosis 'a slow moving clot'

 

You're 5lbs of **** squeezed into a 2lb bag.

 

tumbleweed

 

Well I know this thread isn't exactly flying but that's a bit harsh.

 

priapism - a persistent erection.

 

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Taxi with it's doors open?

 

I was once in a taxi with big sliding doors and the doors were slammed shut on my head. It's explained a lot of my future decisions.

 

My grandma used to call me a little Arab. She obviously didn't realise how bad that really would become considering the present climate.

 

Am sure I first saw it on here but I've adopted ****puffin.

As mentioned earlier in the thread, coupling ****, ****, cock or **** with any animal / vegetable / fruit seems to work

 

You're a waste of carbon.

 

If you had a family tree, it'd be a ****ing stump.

 

Bum Bandit. an old favourite.

Put your cock away. A bit of a show off. As in, alright bummers we all know you work in marketing, stop going on about it and put your cock away.

 

What a waste of a **** you turned out to be

 

Penis + Arse = Penarse... Only problem is it doesn't look right in writing.

Others...

****nugget
Knob jockey
**** for brains
You are a ****astrophe
Crab knackers
Cock trumpet
Cock Womble
Dick sneeze
Dick Bastardly
Cum pillow

Should probably call it there...

 

These could become a few of mine..

Egyptian Arabic insults and crude language

Here are some insults, swear words, and general crude words used in Egyptian Arabic, all of these are (obviously) impolite, so be careful how you use them!


جاتك داهية. (gaatak dahya) - جاتك نيلة. (gaatak niila)
Both are roughly equivalent to "Go to hell." اتنيل بنيلة (itnayyil bi-niila) means about the same. You can also say روح في ستين (ألف) داهية(ruuH fi sittiin (alf) dahya) - go to sixty (thousand) hells. And ياتك داهية تخدك (yaatak dahya taxdak) - I hope a disaster takes you.

كس أمك. (kuss ummak.)
Your mother's ****; the equivalent of "**** you," except worse. This is as insulting as it gets.

* Calling someone a liar in Arabic is really, really insulting, more so than in English. The same goes for "crazy" (مجنون magnuun); in English, it can be a joke to call someone crazy, but in Arabic people take it really seriously.
كذاب (kaddaab) liar*

 

Twerp.

 

I wouldn't piss up your arse if your guts were on fire.

 

I may be fat , I can lose weight.
But you will always be ****ing ugly.