Favourite Christmas Song

He's a shoe in...

 

But did she not sing the song with The Pogues? Hence my previous statement that it doesn't make sense and is a **** joke. Arseholes.

 

The **** said she had dandruff...

 

Why ?

Because she lost her head and shoulders !

 

I read it as Kirsty and Dandruff. My failure to be able to read properly is where the confusion lay. I now get the joke. Still ****.

 

And also because of capitalising the D. I automatically thought it was a band. A very easy mistake to make.

 

^^^^

 

Iain really is the archetypal thick Hun.

 

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Are you posting from your landline again Mick?

 

Have a look to see what was Christmas number one the year you were born

They don't count sheet music before the War, sorry ER.

https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/21/ever...sheeran-and-rage-against-the-machine-8256105/

 

Bennie Hill - Ernie, probably the best song in the list.

 

Ernie was a rip off of The Ballad of Irving, a song by Frank Gallop about a Jew Cowboy

 

Never heard of that but clearly Bennie Hill had.

 

I guess merry Christmas war is over is my favourite because when I hear it I am reminded of the day Lennon got shot which always makes me chuckle.