Being English I assumed you typed with your toes and given your lack of typos I further deduced you must have a full set of them.
I normally get my footman, Sturgess, to type for me. He is extremely well-educated, hence the lack of typos. I tend to sit within the confines of my Gothic folly as Sturgess conveys my blossoming whimsy to the world.
It is true, though: I have been close to having my plates removed. It is a ****ing scary experience and one that curtailed my drinking and excessive eating. I urge all you good people to go easy and take care. All my love, Ponders
I haven't had a biscuit, cake, chocolate etc. in **** knows how long. It's fruit only for this ankle grabbing dung detective.
