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Match Day Thread Fat Fwank's Flops vs Eddie's Soaring Mags

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  1. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    He never takes any chances. He’s never in a space to score. He’s terrible mate.

    We didn’t ever look like scoring tonight.

    We desperately need a better striker on the pitch.
     
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  3. Givemeursaltytears

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    He’s a donkey, in fairness Howe changed how we play to get balls in the box for him and he’s nowhere to be seen, when he does get chances he makes a balls of it
     
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  4. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Your blind: you do realise to win games we need to SCORE goals/
     
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  5. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    We basically bruced this up.
     
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  6. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Who?
     
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    Horrible scouse kunts.
     
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  10. ToonArmy1892

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    **** off
     
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  11. Schlem Boogerman

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    Everton wanted that more.
     
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  13. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    ****s sake, the game was there to be wo and we ****ed it up.
     
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  14. Rum & Black for 2

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    And it’s his fault we lose because he makes Burn make 2 mistakes? He was on a quarter of this match and possibly the same against Chelsea and it’s his fault we haven’t scored?
     
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  15. Givemeursaltytears

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    That was an opportunity tonight to rubber stamp out PL status, I still think we’re fine but the anxiety remains until we’re mathematically safe
     
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  16. Prince Isak (GG)

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    When they went to 10 I just felt this would happen.

    We are sometimes so frustrating.

    I am sorry but on the basis that Wood has scored 1 goal in his last 15 games he is a bad striker.

    I dare anyone to prove me otherwise:
     
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  17. Roland Deschain

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    That was a huge **** job from Howe, some terrible subs and a sprinkling of some of the worst displays of the season. That performance from wood was worse than that Kennedy game. It’s a 0/10 display.
     
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  18. Givemeursaltytears

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    Think he’s talking about Wood mate
     
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  19. Leo Billy

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    That has honestly made my blood boil. We finally get a bit of luck with VAR and we **** it up, never change NUFC, never change.
     
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  20. Toonitus

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    Newcastles arses fell out there..... Just punting it..
     
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