Off Topic Fat Fwank

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Bruce still fatter I'd say.

Bruce will be around 18 stone maybe 19 but Rafa will be 17 I reckon.

 

I’m pleased I’ve already eaten….

 

I bet Chippy has...

 

That would explain the look on Brucie’s face, anyway.

 

Remember when I brought my Indonesian girlfriend to meet my parents and tell them we were getting married, after divorcing the Peruvian original. My Dads comment: “Why do you want to get married again after the first one was a disaster?”

Hope yours goes better.


Got my own back by converting to Islam to go ahead with it.

 

This is my first so theyre chuffed

Let's see their reaction when it's the 3rd time

 

How did your father know that she'd been married before?

 

Because it was Jak's dad's ex-wife.

 

I bet he'd win the title if he goes to Scotland though, any useless **** can work wonders there, see Gerrard.