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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sweats, Aug 16, 2019.

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  1. Libby

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    Throw in.
     
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    Libby, Aug 19, 2019
  2. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    Expecting to let one rip around 1pm onwards after lunch...will update Sweats since he enjoys knowing everyone's farts.
     
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    Lovearsenalcock, Aug 19, 2019
  3. Blueman

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    I really like do love a good fart, and yes I giggle. Bluey aged 12.
     
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    Blueman, Aug 19, 2019
  4. Milk and Kebabs

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    In lab tests drinking gin has been associated with weight loss and increased metabolism.

    Lab rats given gin had 18% faster metabolisms than those that were just given water.

    So... If you have any overweight rats that you want to slim down, give them gin.
     
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    Milk and Kebabs, Aug 21, 2019
  5. Milk and Kebabs

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    The average person farts 15 times a day.
     
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    Milk and Kebabs, Aug 21, 2019
  6. Sweats

    Sweats Fat lives matter
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    Depends what I’ve eaten. I reckon about 5 times today. None smelly but a few squeakers.
     
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    Sweats, Aug 21, 2019
  7. Sweats

    Sweats Fat lives matter
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    Depends what I’ve eaten. I reckon about 5 times today. None smelly but a few squeakers.
     
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    Sweats, Aug 21, 2019
  8. Milk and Kebabs

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    The funny thing is, when I started my weight loss back down to healthy weight I went for days between farts and I was eating mostly fiber filled veggies: cabbage, beans, lettuce, etc made a significant part of my diet and no farts.

    As soon as I reached my healthy weight and started maintenance mode keeping the weight there I started farting again.
     
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    Milk and Kebabs, Aug 21, 2019
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