FAO: Trevor Santos - Jip, Sticky this!

who's headlining bennicassim? My mates went last year, said it was good but too hot. they got hotels

 

Aye, my mates are staying in an apartment, **** camping onthe beach in Spain during the day after getting buckled all night.

Think it's The Stone Roses, Bob Dylan & New Order on the Main stage. The line-up isn't as good as T this year.

 

but at least you're gaurenteed good weather. Isle of white is a wash out. I ****ing hate TITP in the rain

 

My mate was on tv at titp last year. He was sliding through a massive mud puddle, chucking guys in the massive mud puddle etc. He looked like he did when we had a fancy dress game of fives because we were the last group to ever play on the pitch. He turned up dressed as pele He got his mum to buy loads of black boot polish and covered himself in it. I was wearing a frankenstein costume

 

You can't beat blacking-up

 

My mate blacks up all the time for halloween. funny as ****, even better, one of his best pals is black

 

That day we blacked-up, my mate from Gabon had trainer whitener on his face. Kept calling the **** Slim Shady.

 

Poof

 

How was the nut?

 

Screwed

 

Nice one.

 

Cheers, mate

 

So did Trev get battered aff the heavy squad?

 

Snake ****. That was mine.

 

^^^^ lying, snake, fenian bastard