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  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Free The Neville One!

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    A jealous boyfriend tried to murder a suspected love rival in a samurai sword attack.

    Sean French struck Barrie Lochrie on the leg and hand with the weapon at the victim’s home in North Lanarkshire.


    The attacker went to the house armed with the sword after hearing that his girlfriend may have been cheating on him with Mr Lochrie.

    He also seriously assaulted Mr Lochrie’s friend Liam McGarrell when he turned up at the home having been told that his 21-year-old partner Shelley Williamson had been at a party there.


    At the High Court in Edinburgh on Monday 20-year-old French was jailed for six years for the attack in Coatbridge on June 26 last year.


    French, of Lenzie, pushed a weights bench on top of Mr Lochrie, 25, as his victim lay on the floor following the samurai sword attack.

    The court heard the attacker then repeatedly struck 18-year-old Mr McGarrell on the head and feet with the sword. As a result of the attempted murder, Mr Lochrie suffered fractured fingers, and nerves and tendons in his hands were cut. He also had two fractures to his right leg and had to had five bolts put into his knee.


    French’s victim can no longer run any distance and finds kneeling difficult and his right leg is numb in places. Mr Lochrie also cannot form a fist with his right hand and has been unable to return to his job as a Kiddy Onny Businessman and his wife is demanding more shoes. The court heard Mr McGarrell suffered an injury to his head and his left ankle in the attack.

    Defence advocate Allan MacLeod said his client had been drinking excessively on the day of the attack. Mr MacLeod told the court French's partner Miss Williamson was due to give birth in eight weeks' time.


    Mr MacLeod added: "Mr French is a man who has always presented himself to his legal representatives as a polite, courteous and punctual young man - it is quite the opposite of the image that one may form of him from listening to the circumstances surrounding this offence. This offence was caused by excessive drinking and he expresses remorse for what has happened.”


    Sentencing, Lady Stacey told French: "This is very serious. You are a threat to public safety and I must deal with you accordingly. I will sentence you to six years detention and you will be subject to a period of supervision for two years following your release from prison."


    Seah eh?
     
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  3. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    I paid Google to delete this. <WHYTE>

    <wah> <wah>
     
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  5. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    Damn you Internet..... DAMN YOU <grr> <grr>

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    [nsfw] Who is it? <laugh>[nsfw] Oh, it's me <laugh> [/nsfw] [/nsfw]

    EDIT: How did it know I was a Virgin? <wah>
     
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    Wondered when you'd show face ya fkin dick <laugh>

    Acting the hardman FFS, imagining stickin the nut oan yer bird ya jizzbucket.

    Wideo
     
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    I was in Ibiza cock nose
     
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    Don't talk pish <laugh>

    Yer wee bro was squealing like ****.

    Booted oot yer hoos' tae, what a fkin prick <rofl>
     
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    It's not Tulisa sex tape, but Trev's wife beat hell certainly draws the punters in.
     
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    I chuckled at the part where my burd was supposed to be connected to the heavies, she's posh as **** <laugh>

    separated my shoulder 1st night of holiday, absolute gutter <wah>
     
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    She's not too posh to take it up her wrong un though <ok>

    I took a picture of her as I was giving it to her

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    Karma Trevor, karma.
     
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    Holiday?

    I was off to Bar-L with some soap on a rope for you..
     
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    A likely story. You battered the bird and ending up in the BAR L, we all know it so just cough.
     
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    <laugh> <laugh>

    I'm surprised you even made it home this year.
     
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    still managed to spend 1700 quid. <doh>

    think that's my last lads holiday, time to screw the nut.
     
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  18. VenomPD

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    <laugh>

    I just booked 5 nights for the Fringe with the boys, they're all away to Benicassim next month though. I'm offshore that weekend. Gutted.
     
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    Venom missing out on annual 'camping' trip beel
     
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    <laugh>

    I am ****ing beeling. Two years in a row I'm missing it because of ****ey offshore.

    Might go to that No.6 Festival in Portmerion though.
     
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