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FAO: Trevor Santos - Jip, Sticky this!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Jun 14, 2012.

  1. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    I did recently shoot a trespasser who was wearing nothing but a car coat and a pair of ugg boots...I shouldve realised who it was when I prised the bloodstained, limited edition , signed gary barlow solo album from his dying hands.
     
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  2. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Are you a handsome 10 year old? If not, then they were not meant for you.
     
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  3. Magic Laudrup 11

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    <laugh>

    Oooooooh, I'm so scared <yikes>

    Just remember, the people that you know also know me, and they like me better.
     
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  4. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    His dad is threatening to throw him out the house now <laugh>

    My mates wee bro is pals with Trev's wee bro and his dad wants him out the house because of the threats of dodgy ****s coming round to the house.

    Poor **** is going to be sleeping rough soon (That's what he gets for nutting his mrs)

    <laugh>
     
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  5. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    But I pay better.
     
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  7. Magic Laudrup 11

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    ****.

    Can you at least tell me how long I have left?
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    As I said, when the wheels vanish you'd better start sweating. Until then you can never sleep the sleep of the saved (c) Leggo2012
     
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  9. Magic Laudrup 11

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    Hate to break this to you, but soon most of your information on me will be incorrect. Notice is getting handed in on the last Friday in June or the first Friday of July.

    After that, I will be like a shadow. I'll go underground and nobody will hear of Callum McSporran again <ghost>
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I have a man in HR :bandit:
     
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  11. VenomPD

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    HR = Holding Restraints.

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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <pulpfictionrapey>
     
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  13. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Bring out the Gimp.....


    (That means find out where Medro has gone)
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

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    <laugh>
     
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  15. Magic Laudrup 11

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    How do you manage to get someone in HR? I've been chasing something up for 2 months and the ****s are always off <grr>

    <MLscompromisedaddress>
     
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  16. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Trev'll be up in court the day will he no? <remandedforbackgroundreports><laugh>
     
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  17. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    Not heard anything since last week, I'll do a bit of digging and see what's happening with the **** <laugh>
     
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  18. Kim Jong Il

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    <laugh> how did i miss this?

    other peoples misfortune is the best although it will be another hoax like that time he died.
     
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  19. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    Very elaborate one then cause I was on the shoutbox with him when he confusedly said "The police are at my door"
     
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  20. Kim Jong Il

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    <laugh>.
     
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