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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gambol, Jun 9, 2017.

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You take the feed from an electric output, hold that in your mouth (taking care to press your tongue hard against it), then plug yer fingers into an electric input.

    Let me know how ye get on <ok>
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Watt?
     
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    Gambol, Jun 13, 2017
  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I know where you go for 8 hours a day and I can watch how you get there and where you live.

    You are no longer anonymous, Maybe your Mrs would like me to pop her eyes out with a rusty spoon and skull **** her when you are out?
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    These dumb ****s won't know what a faraday cage is.
     
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  5. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Go and get ****ed...you don't open your mouth if you can't take what others give you back...you can watch what you want....just watch your own back you stupid ****
     
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    Spurlock, Jun 13, 2017
  6. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Post me a picture of yourself if you a bad boy Dunc....go on
     
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    Spurlock, Jun 13, 2017
  7. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I don't need to you have no idea who I am or what Country I live in .
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Jun 13, 2017
  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    UK threat level: Farcical
     
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    Gambol, Jun 13, 2017
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  9. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    <laugh>
    Would you like me to send you my post code too you thick wog?
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Jun 13, 2017
  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    He has pics of himself all over this site.

    As do I but I'm younger.
     
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  11. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Post me a picture of your face badboy...then get looking..turn up...watch your back...lightweight ****...gives but can't take.

    Get ****ed you boring Gimp arse motherfucker
     
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    Spurlock, Jun 13, 2017
  12. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    I don't care where they are...he can post it me..I don't live here..I post here
     
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    Spurlock, Jun 13, 2017
  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    2 miles of fuse wire?

    (to the theme tune of Mission Impossible)
     
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  14. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    You the one with a big mouth and small balls..you can give but can't take...your postcode is useless to me...be careful where you wait Dunc
     
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    Spurlock, Jun 13, 2017
  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Muhammed is a ****er. I live in Bellshill. My name is Allan.
     
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    Gambol, Jun 13, 2017
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  16. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    No, remote controlled.

    Ask mountbatten or the 18 Brits died on the same day.
     
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    Ciaran, Jun 13, 2017
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  17. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Your wife's eye sockets will be full of man fat .<laugh>
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ^^^^ desperate to keep up with the muzzies <laugh>
     
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  19. Da Original M.D 20/20

    Da Original M.D 20/20 Well-Known Member

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    Whats the company name? in fact I don't care, just tell me whether or not its Viridor?
     
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    Da Original M.D 20/20, Jun 13, 2017
  20. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Or try this; attach a pair of jump leads to your bollocks, with the other end clamped to your nipples. Have a quick one off the wrist and start your heart in the morning.
     
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