Dear sir It is with deep regret that I offer you my resignation from this forum. I have noticed a resentment towards me over the last few months which has left my position untenable. I put this down to two main reasons 1. The fact that I have a snout within the club who advises me on transfers etc 2. My success with the ladies. I remain your obedient servant Big Vern.
Some of his posts can be mildly amusing when you see the reactions given which he has obviously trolled for.