FAO jip

Nah Kirkie

 

Sanjeev Kohli does a comedy show on the radio called ***s, Mags & Bags and it's set in a newsagents in Lenzie.

 

I served my time with a Partick Alosious McIlhenney.

Mad bead rattler.

 

I've never heard of it.

 

Fuck knows why, but I can't stop laughing at this statement.

Pure Gold Bealey

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00fbnb7

Are folk fae Lenzie really called "Lenzidens"?

 

Lenzwegians, Lenzonians or Lenzoids.

 

Lenzonians. **** knows in fact

 

Lenzites

 

all the news agents in Lenzie are all owned by white folks, always have been.

Recently though a new one has opened which I have my suspicions over, I've never been in it though

 

i dont like lenzie, weird atmosphere

i have similar feelins towards edinburgh, dumbarton east (to a lesser extent) and helensburgh

 

we can smell taigs a mile off

 

I pumped a right dirty fae there once

The younger lassies from there seem to have a thing for squadies (not that I'm one).

In fact, now I think about it, it might've been two dirties

 

pumped many a dirty from there masel, infact... nah nevermind haha

 

Blonde one - married to an English guy?

...or the one with the freckly fanny?

<porridge>

 

Just picked up a big job in Dumbarton

 

no u never

 

This

 

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Yess jip