On the 4th day of Xmas, haigs true love sent to him 4 Colly pens 3 French hens 2 Turtles eggs Alan Partridge in a pear tree
HIAG flounced on the matchday thread because Tobes changed his status to Accidental Partridge. He'll be back in a few days claiming it's a wum victory, but it ain't.
That Xmas special he did a few years back. A masterpiece, as things start well then slowly spiral into a complete meltdown, ironically like an evening with Hiag.
why is he pissed off ? let me guess ? the large amount of arseholes across these baron lands have got to him