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Off Topic FAO @Chief (the not xmas dinner fred)

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sucky, Nov 13, 2021.

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  1. **** off Sucky

  2. Tobes and peej trampy welchers

  3. A ****in xmas thread already you prick,!

  4. Xmas day pubs are the best

  5. Santa touched me

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  1. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    shocking. Guess it explains the supermarkets at boarder crossing pouts between Sweden and Norway, like the old hyper markets in northern France.

    moonshine must be a popular hobby
     
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  2. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    What’s the average salary in Norway? Always thought Scandinavian countries were really expensive so assumed salaries reflected that
     
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  3. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder Well-Known Member

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    Water sir
     
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    Gessa Well-Known Member

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    Just ordered some of this, 2 of them on the table Christmas day.

    download (2).jpeg
     
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  5. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    People in stores or McDonalds staff can make £18-£20 an hour.

    I am a guard and make more than that
     
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  6. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Gotta be easier than being a McDonald's gurad in one of our 24hr drive thus tbf, they can get pretty tasty and i dont mean the burgers<whistle>
     
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  7. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    As a matter of interest how do housing costs compare? How much would a half decent 2 bed flat cost to rent?
     
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  8. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    How much is a gram of sniff? @Welshie?
     
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  9. brb

    brb CR250

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    I get annoyed if I have to pay £5 for a beer, let alone a tenner or fifteen quid, fook that.
     
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  10. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    Yeah this more important. I know someone who moved back from Aus because of the cost of a g over there.

    His exact quote was “gram is like 500 dollars here, people go 10 ways on a G and have a line each, this is no way to live”
     
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    My sister lives there and says its ridiculous money for **** gear too.

    Easier to get meth over there apparently.
     
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  12. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    You just gotta know where to look ;)

    I love living here, but yeah, it's an expensive place to go on holiday. For the money, you could go abroad somewhere nice and hot.

    Also, Slurps has a point about decent curries and kebabs, they are hard to find down here.
     
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  13. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Mate, I got that five minutes from my house.

    There's not a beach or cove in Cornwall I can't match on Gower, and Gower isn't full of fat brummies eating pasties.

    Plus, Cornwall doesn't have North Gower, which is a completely different micro climate of salt marshes and forests.

    Gower is also smaller, so less schlepping around in traffic.

    And it's got way more castles than Cornwall.

    <ok>



    (don't tell anyone)
     
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  14. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    ****ree bumpkin beef.

    My sand better than your sand

    You wot bruv? Our sand dont have fat norverners on it.

    What are you then?

    End of beef
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    In fairness, I never knew Ponky was a Brummie ... wowzers <laugh>
     
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  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Worst accent ever.

    Theres one on talksport.

    Gabby agbonlahor, my god i hear the sounds come out of his mouf and i have to turn it off.

    Horrible
     
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  17. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    A **** ton, luxury drug that. Ive not done it in years tho.
     
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  18. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    This slipped past me, the **** you mean a drive thru guard? <laugh>

    he guardin cheese burgers?
     
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  19. Fox Mulder

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    There's nowt there. Nowt to dee
     
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