Fantasy Death Wish Competition 2012

You're not helping your case, Methusela.

 

he pmd me and said he was 47.

 

You'd be ****ing apoplectic if you could see the 25 most played songs on my iTunes account (or whatever it is the kids have these days)

 

Now you ARE an old ****

 

Why? Is it full of rangers songs, ya closet hun orange bastard ye?

 

Modern Romance
Big Fun
Boney M
Pussycat
The Nolans.................

 

No, but I can see The Troggs, T-Rex, Procol Harum and Stealers Wheel

I don't mind Boney M, but not the Nolans. The only time I've ever even thought about The Nolans was when I wished they'd ALL get tit cancer, instead of a lucky few.

 

I think you're older than me now, and that's bad

 

To be fair one of them would get pumped silly, no sure what her name is though

 

Terry I think.

 

British Sea Power and The Vaccines are on there too. I'm a 'cool dad' type, you see.

Imagine if you were going at her from behind and she keeled over because of her lopsided bosom

 

You're a bad bad man

 

I made Mr Blobby with what was left of Bernie. And yes, I am bored.

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You're a wrong 'un, Erik

 

This is offensive.

 

Correctomundo

 

. I get decades older every time you post my age

 

1. Racism ( I'm not a fast runner)
2. Sexism ( I've had some of this - it felt nice - I want some more )
3. Ageism ( I can still blow out candles )
4. Heightism ( I'm 6' but still quite close to the ground )
5. Religionism ( Is that a made up word ?, hope I don't burn in Hell because of it. )
6. Capitalism ( It would be nice to have a bit more money - that's me being greedy but not a capitalist )
7. Gingerism ( I think we've seen that there's plenty of fit gingers )
8. Fattism ( I could do with losing a few ounces and I'm willing to donate the product of my liposuction surgery)
9. Homophobia ( I'm not gay - but we can keep lesbianism - as long as I can watch )
10. Humourism ( I think this has been dying for a while - judging by the way some people can't take a joke.)
11. Numeracy ( I forgot how many is supposed to be on this list )

 

I wish you'ld have an aneurysm

 

Ah, I see. You have alwaysright in your death pool.